Every thing is falling apart. Its not hard enough to be a single mother but you also have to be a single homeowner and that just sucks. We haven't had a screen door in kitchen for 6 years so door stays open so flies, mosquitos, bats and other creatures flock to my open door. The ice maker broken for 1 year - it could be an easy fix if someone could just look. The outdoor hose froze in winter and busted - going on 2nd year. I need water in my backyard!! I haven't been able to take a bath in 5 years - faucet broken. Shower leaking 5 years. Minimal water pressure on cold spout in my bathroom - 7 years. No chandelier in dining room - 7 years. Kids do homework in dining room, but who needs light?
I want a condo.
We haven't had a screen door in kitchen for 6 years. SCREEN DOORS ARE OVERRATED. KIDS AND DOGS JUST BLOW THROUGH THEM ANYWAY.
ReplyDeleteThe ice maker broken for 1 year - it could be an easy fix if someone could just look. ICE IS OVER RATED. IT ONLY MELTS ANYWAYS.
The outdoor hose froze in winter and busted - going on 2nd year. I need water in my backyard!!
PUT POTS ON YOUR KIDS HEADS AND HAVE THEM CARRY IT OUT THERE. THEY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THEY DON'T LIVE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY WHERE THEY WOULD HAVE TO DO THIS ON A REGULAR BASIS!
I haven't been able to take a bath in 5 years - faucet broken. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIT INTO MY BATHTUB IN 5 YEARS.
Shower leaking 5 years. BUT YOU PAY TO HAVE THE SHOWER DRIP ON YOU ANYWAYS, RIGHT?
Minimal water pressure on cold spout in my bathroom - 7 years. WATER PRESSURE IS OVERRATED. I HEAR IT CREATES WRINKLES FROM TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOUR SKIN. YOU DON'T WANT A SAGGY BUTT, DO YOU?
No chandelier in dining room - 7 years. Kids do homework in dining room, but who needs light?
CHANDELIERS ARE OVERRATED. JUST PUT OUT A BOWL OF CARROTS AND LET THEIR EYES ADJUST!
my mom has one. do you want me to ask her?
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